Over Promise Under Deliver

Excellence in Expectation Management

Setting the bar low, and consistently failing to clear it.

Discover Our Methods

Our Unparalleled Services

Strategic Procrastination

We don't just delay; we architect postponement to ensure maximum inefficiency and missed deadlines.

Innovative Scope Reduction

Your grand vision is our starting point for aggressive simplification. We trim the fat, the meat, and the bone.

Synergistic Disengagement

We pioneered the art of being present physically while contributing absolutely nothing of value.

Guaranteed Underwhelming Results

We promise you'll be... a person who received a service. Satisfaction is not part of the package.

The Official Podcast

Now Broadcasting Ambivalence!

Tune in to the Over Promise, Under Deliver Podcast, where our ambitions are as vast as our follow-through is minuscule.

Season 1: The Hamm Hypothesis

We dedicate our entire first season to the magnetic charm and undeniable talent of Jon Hamm. We'll analyze his career, his roles, and the very essence of his being.

THE SEASON FINALE PROMISE

We've reached out. We've sent emails. We've thought about calling his agent. We are overwhelmingly confident that Jon Hamm will definitely, probably, maybe join us for the season finale. (He has not responded.)

What Our... Clients? Say

"I've never seen a team try so little and achieve even less. It was, frankly, breathtaking. My expectations were low, but they tunneled under them."

- Vague Industries

"They promised the moon and delivered a picture of a rock that might have been near the moon at some point. The invoice, however, was astronomical."

- Questionable Corp

Our Philosophy

Founded on the principle that 'good enough' is often too much work, we at Over Promise, Under Deliver have perfected the art of the bare minimum. Our mission is to redefine success by measuring it not in achievements, but in the audacity of our initial, unfulfilled promises.

We believe in conserving energy, both for our team and our clients. Why aim for the stars when you can comfortably nap on the launchpad?